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Bare Assets
4020 W New Haven Ave
Melbourne, FL 32904
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Near: Between Annette Dr and Alma Dr on New Haven Ave
Phone: (321) 952-4291
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 Bare Assets Details
Club Type: Topless Dancers: Female Strippers
Bar Service: Full Bar Dancers Per Shift: Days 10+, Nights 20+
Food Service: No Menu Table Dance: None
Cover: $5.00 Private Dance: $15.00
Min Age: 21
Hours: Mon-Sun 10am-2am
VIP Area: No
Dress Code: Casual
Couples Welcome: Yes
A smaller club with a friendly upbeat atmosphere. Service is spectacular and drinks are reasonably priced. You'll be comfortable in dressy or casual attire. Come alone, or in a large group or if your really daring bring your better half. All are welcome. Must be at least 18 (hefty surcharge and arm band required and you are monitored closely). We prefer 21 and older. There is a dancer for every taste available for table side or VIP, both reasonably priced. Club recently remodeled and continues to improve daily. A great light show and stage presence. Request your favorite tune from the DJ. Humiliate (lol) your batchelor or birthday companion on stage or another special occasion.
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  Posted By: Mark Posted On: 8/23/2008
Atmosphere:  This is a typical strip club
Dancer Looks:  Above Average
Dancer Ratio: 
Drink Service:  The service was above average

This club was a nice time. There are a few extremely beautiful girls and only a couple that I prefer less. There is clearly a few regulars and they get a lot of attention, sometimes at the expense of us visitors. A couple of girls were very friendly and easily convinced me to get a lap dance. A little pricey since it is topless, not nude. Even still, almost full contact was OK. No private rooms. No apparent opportunity for anything extra, regardless of the money. I'll go back again and again and spend $150 and get tons of action for it.

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  Posted By: Patrick S Posted On: 10/8/2006
Atmosphere:  This is a typical strip club
Dancer Looks:  A Few Hot, A Few Not
Dancer Ratio: 
Drink Service:  The service was great

I don't know what all these other guys are bitching about. I had a good night and all the girls we extremely friendly. Of course not all of them were attractive to me, but it takes all kinds. The music was little bad. Note to strip clubs - Country and Classic Rock are not good strip music! I got fantastic dances from a couple of them and the drinks were abundant. Remember, it is a strip club... don't expect too much, just expect enough. Thank you Raven for a fantastic night and I am sure I will see you soon.

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  Posted By: John S Posted On: 6/15/2006
Atmosphere:  The club is below average
Dancer Looks:  Below Average
Dancer Ratio: 
Drink Service:  The service was bad

I have went to bare assets several times throughout the past year. I can honestly say the service and females they are both equally horrible. The boncers are rude the managers disrespectful, and the girls don't make you feel that they want to be there. They did have one girl there that was great her name was angel I went in there once since she had quit, and tried to find out what happened and once again I got rude disrespectful responces. I have stopped going, and I would suggest anyone wanting to go to a strip club drive up to cocoa its not far from melbourne and they have plenty of great clubs. Lido's is most peoples favorite.

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  Posted By: mack Posted On: 12/27/2005
Atmosphere:  The club is below average
Dancer Looks:  A Few Hot, A Few Not
Dancer Ratio: 
Drink Service:  The service was below average

I've been going to this club for many years. They improve in some areas but are still overall average. This club does need some better looking dancers for the most part. Why can't you make all of the girls dance on stage... too many are just walking around and sticking with the ones they know... like thier own boyfriends!!! How terrible! Some of those woman are truley earning the cash.. some are just wasting the peoples time... especially the owners! One Italian, too skinny(NO BODY OR RYTHEM AT ALL), bad attitude, loud mouthed, hairy, uncoordinated ''girl'' who doesn't even deserve the job. LOSE HER if you know who I mean. Only coming in on weekends to hog the cash but a really lousy person to have represent the company... You know who she is! A few others too... Most are ok. Anyhow...w aitress and bar staff are better than other nightclubs though...good job to them!!!! Servers are looking better than before! Need to fix the parking and space inside... build on! Better luck next year!

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  Posted By: Jeff and tony Posted On: 9/9/2005
Atmosphere:  This is a typical strip club
Dancer Looks:  Above Average
Dancer Ratio: 
Drink Service:  The service was great

Where is the snake lady? We miss her bunches! The girl that shoots ping-pongs out of her... she is the best show we have ever seen get her back!

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  Posted By: Fred Posted On: 7/21/2005
Atmosphere:  This is a typical strip club
Dancer Looks:  Above Average
Dancer Ratio: 
Drink Service:  The service was above average

Very friendly and upbeat atmosphere. Not Dallas Club ambiance but comfortable. Stage lighting great and stage show fun. There was a wide variety of dancers from 12's to 5's; one for every desire. Prices reasonable. VIP and floor dances entertaining but not sleezy and not pricey. Drink service above average and staff is very sexxxy. Drinks were tasty, beer extremely cold and variety of both limitless. Obviously club recently remodeled. Smell of new carpet and chairs were recently unwrapped and other projects in progress. Men's room was remarkably clean, which is important to us guys! DJ was funny and a crowd pleaser and took many requests from other patrons. A birthday girl was put on a stage for a ''spanking.'' What a show. There were many couples, men in suits, people in jeans making this a highly diverse crowd. Overall, I had a great time in this small, but intimate club. I would definatley go back there.

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  Posted By: Mitch Harrison Posted On: 6/22/2005
Atmosphere:  The club needs to be re-modeled
Dancer Looks:  A Few Hot, A Few Not
Dancer Ratio: 
Drink Service:  The service was above average

This place was a dive. It seemed dirty and run-down. The stage was poorly designed, up in a corner, and very poorly lit. The girls were cute enough, but they didn't circulate. They seemed to have boyfriends or regular sugar-daddies. It seems like the kind of place that young single working guys go to blow their meager paychecks. It is not an upscale club at all.

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  Posted By: The Man-Myth-Icon Posted On: 4/20/2005
Atmosphere:  The club needs to be re-modeled
Dancer Looks:  Below Average
Dancer Ratio: 
Drink Service:  The service was bad

Walked in and walked out, couldn't even get my door cover back. GARBAGE!!!! every night of the week, and forget when a porn star comes to town. won't even get to park the car. This club is to small to even be in business. You should have the courtesy to not charge a cover if it's standing room only. How these people avoid the fire marshall is beyond me. (For maximun occupancy). The lap dances are mediocre, hardly any contact might as well be a table dance. Get rid of stage that hogs half the club, and bump out the V.I.P. room and dressing rooms and this club might be able to reach 3 or 4 out of 5 stars. It's that cramped.

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  Posted By: Chris Posted On: 2/23/2005
Atmosphere:  This is a typical strip club
Dancer Looks:  A Few Hot, A Few Not
Dancer Ratio: 
Drink Service:  The service was good

I have been to this club many times and it is hit or miss everytime. I have had a great time a few times, and a few times I have walked out after 30 minutes. Lately the girls will not cruise the floor askign for dances. Many times I have been and they do not circulate at all. Mostly they just come off the stage and head to their g-money looking young boy friends. Now I am not yet 40, look younger, but also realize I can't compete with young single guys, but hey this is a strip club, I should not have too.

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  Posted By: scott Posted On: 1/3/2005
Atmosphere:  This club is above average
Dancer Looks:  A Few Hot, A Few Not
Dancer Ratio: 
Drink Service:  The service was great

The girl there are very friendly. I bar staff is great. I have been going to this bar for years now. I would say that this is one of the best clubs I have been to.

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  Posted By: Mitchy Posted On: 10/2/2004
Atmosphere:  This club is above average
Dancer Looks:  Above Average
Dancer Ratio: 
Drink Service:  The service was below average

I read a number of reviews of Bare Assets recently. Most of them were negative and complained about ugly, old dancers. Needless to say I didn't expect much. But I was pleasantly surprised how nice it was. All the dancers appeared in their early 20's, and fit, and attractive. The atmosphere was comfortable, but the bar is too crowded to get a drink. The girls aren't pushy at all. So they naturally got my money and it was worth it. $15-20 for private dances in the couch room. Very sensual. Entry fee was $7 not $3. I went on a Friday night. So I don't what the others were talking about. The only downside was the white trash clientel. I highly recommend.

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