This place is a dive. From the pot holes in the parking lot to the very, very old decor inside. The girls all look bored out of their minds. When one finally did approach, the dance was just mildly interesting. Nothing here to make you drive off the highway.

The Lampliter is a good place to go to have a good time. I enjoy talking with the girls when I go to a strip club and being pressured to always spend, spend, spend. Some girls are pushy but most have a great personality and are good (not great) looking. If you're looking for super hot model types, then this is not the place. But, if your'e looking for the girl next door who is sweet and nice stuck up, visit the lampliter.

It was established in the 70's and the decors has not ckanged yet! Complete with velvet paintings. This place it hit or miss with the girls. Most girls are ''very friendly'' and some are ''very nasty''. Good place to bring the girlfriend, or a bunch of guys. Has little security so you don't feel like you in prison. best way to describe it is ''think Hustler'' a great time with the bad girl next door. I have had many good times and would recomend this club highly. Chicka-Bow-Wow-Wow,Chicka-Bow-Wow-Wow, Chicka-Bow-Wow-Wow. The plastic lawn chairs and cheap decor make me think this place was used on many of Ron Jermy's sets.

the strip club was ok, IL laws make it hard to enjoy your self no touching to many suits. i guess onces you been to strip clubs down south, texas, gerogia why bother going any where else.

I had a great time and the dancers were fantastic. There were only one or two girls making the rounds and about 20 or so customers but it might have been a slow night. The girls seemed to be having a good time with the regulars (both sexes) and put on a pretty good stage show. All in all, not overcrowded like the other club here.

The dancers need to be a little more personnal, ''but in strip clubs they can't get as personnal as you would like.'' But they seem to stare of in the distance at one single guy, not the way to make money. I have yet to see a girl I would not lay down and knock the bottom out of! Very nice place to start your night.

Some girls were hot, especially Melissa, a definite asset to the club but she isn't there enough! Opal & Lena were hot too!

If you enjoy sitting in plastic lawn chairs and having a private dance along the back wall then this is the place to be. Rumor has it, ask about the back alley.